A nice HEALTHY breakfast consisting of porridge oats, apple and Cinnamon.
It started like this because today was the day of my NEWEST health kick, it was a really enjoyable start to the day.
Forward 12 hours, husband comes home and says these words..... actually before I tell you let me say he has NOT uttered these words in over 10 years!
"Let's have a kebab tonight"
And even after I protested....mainly because I didn't want to walk into the kebab shop.....even after all my pitiful moaning, he still insisted that he really fancied a kebab.
My shopping list
A doner kebab with garlic sauce, chilli sauce and some salad and chips.
So off I reluctantly stumble to the kebab shop and return with THE KEBAB! (see below)
To me they tasted like they had 10 years ago......or rather like they were 10 years old....bleugh.
Unlike any meat you can identify
HEALTH WARNING: These should be used for EMERGENCY consumption only...do NOT and I repeat do NOT go into a kebab shop unless you have had
8 pints a lot of lager!
And at the end of the meal I hear these words
If I ever suggest a kebab again don't let me have one.